Editing and Eating; or, Bulgar Burger yum

Editing my book has been a challenge. I’ve been through it once, and I’m two thirds of the way through the second pass. Much more stringent this time. I missed a lot in the first pass. I’m worried I’m overstepping my time with it, so I’m calmly panicking, with the aim of finishing today.

Unfortunately, for me, sitting in my kitchen equals stuffing my face. And sitting in my couch in front of the fire, equals falling asleep. So for editing, I have to park in the kitchen and risk becoming a large lady. I’m trying to be good, but endless fights with cigarette addiction has shown me that I can only concentrate on improving one area of my life at a time. So I’m editing my book and I’m stuffing my face, and I’m trying to eat healthily so that my body forgives me more readily.

Yesterday I accidentally created a vegan meal*. And ate it. And it was gorgeous. As a dyed in the wool carnivore, I have very little good to say about veganism. Many recipes I have scoured have advocated the eating of what I consider to be barely food. More nutritional chemistry than food as we know it. I can’t approve, I believe in natural. What you put in is what you get out, that is the remit of foodyism and I’m planning to stick to it as a belief system. However this one is a goody and if you can be bothered to faff a little bit, knock yourself out, I say.

*If it isn’t, please let me know, I’m hardly an expert in these things, but I couldn’t see any ingredients that were remotely of animal origin.

Bulgar Burgers

Simmer a couple of handfuls of bulgar wheat in salted water until soft. Blitz a handful of nuts in the food processor and add a tin of pinto (or other) beans. Gently saute an onion with some garlic and add a few teaspoons of cumin and smoked paprika (or chilli powder). Add this to the processor. Salt bravely. Non-iodised Maldon of course.

Tip in enough bulgar to balance the other ingredients (about the same amount of bulgar as there is quantity of other) and heave in two or three scoops of tahini to bind everything. Blitz until it is mainly mush.

Make a series of burger sized pucks, using a tennis ball quantity of gunge. Place on greaseproof paper on a tray and freeze for at least 10 minutes. This stiffens everything up, making it easier to handle. (Honestly, sometimes I think innuendo hits me like a shower of meteorites).

Heat some oil in a frying pan, and get frying. They just need browning on both sides. Don’t bother with the grill or the oven, the oil is extra wonderful. The crispy outer layer of the burgers melt nuttily into your mouth.

I had these with coronation butterbeans and minted cucumber. Vegan, right?

Don’t plants have feelings too?

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5 Responses to Editing and Eating; or, Bulgar Burger yum

  1. Jane Isaac says:

    Good luck with the editing, Sakina! It’ll all be worth it in the end. Diets can start when you launch, LOL

  2. Susan Dorsey says:

    That sounds fabulous Sakina! Don’t make yourself too crazy with the editing! For me, it is the worst part of the job,but soon you’ll be finished and you can do more of the fun writing part!

  3. Tammy Maas says:

    Best of luck on the editing. It’s nice to see you surface every now and then, it’s like your coming up for air : ) I still say you need to write a cookbook.

  4. I have wanted to write a book and have it published for as long as I can remember! I so envy you right now! 🙂

    • Hey Cindy, you’re a great writer, so that’s a start! You’ve just got to be in the right place for it in your life – it’s time issues, not about whether or not you can do it. Of course you can do it!

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